t: IT is a True pleasure To meeT you, newcomer.
t: My name is Tumblr. You may have heard of me. If noT, There is likely someThing wrong wiTh you. BuT To each Their own, as They say.
t: Feel free To explore my gallery, as I Take good care To have someThing for everyone To enjoy. You may also noTice The many Fandoms ThaT are in my world. Do noT be afraid, as mosT of my children are quiTe friendly.
t: Oh, before you go frolicking abouT in my home. I have one rule.
t: If yu so much aS DARE To aTtACK my FOLOWERS…
t: YOU BESt BEt I WILL FUCKING CUt YOU tO RIBBONS.
I had too much fun with this guy, seriously. He/she is my current muse.
Basically the typing quirk is that when calm and neutral, Tumblr carries itself properly, capitalizing all the ‘t’s but otherwise has good diction, vocabulary, and grammar. Civil, but a bit condescending cause it knows it’s capabilities. Friendly, but it still looks down on everyone.
When starting to get emotional or angry, such as it’s being threatened or one of its dear followers or something suddenly changes, it begins to drop its demeanor and might get inconsistent with it’s quirk.
And when it finally reaches the boiling point it starts to glitch and types in all caps except for the t. Drops most sense of grammar and might misspell a word or two. Really start’s glitching and well, basically you don’t want to be near it when it explodes and actually attacks.
Afterwards it just act like nothing happens and resumes it’s neutral state, though the unlucky people around may not be breathing
Again. Too much fun