Your name is TUMBLR and while many people agree that the THREE FANDOMS are the biggest of the world, you are behind the scenes, calling the shots.
Without you, the FANDOMS such as SHERLOCK or DOCTOR WHO are considerably null and void. Additionally, they lack your tastes and pride in PROFESSIONALISM; though you might admit you are prone to TANTRUMS of MASS PROPORTIONS when confronted with SUDDEN CHANGES. Many others don’t realize that you are far SUPERIOR than others, such as FACEBOOK and TWITTER, but you take comfort in your SECRECY.
Despite your enjoyment of privacy, you often like to cause a little TROUBLE to those in your domain. Your DARK GREY FACE is INFAMOUS, as well as the MESSAGES you spread. Similarly, your many, many LIKES and REBLOGS often show many different SIGNS of you. You have a soft spot for FOOD and BABY ANIMALS, and often revel in the many WORKS OF ART you have in your vast GALLERY.
While often ANTAGONISTIC, enjoying the PAIN and SUFFERING of others, you are too stubborn to admit your own SENSITIVITY and SENSE OF JUSTICE. You hate everyone equally.
Instead of going to bed I made this weird concept. Does no one realize that we are ALL a part of the TUMBLR FANDOM?